I just perused my facebook account, and there was an add on the side for a "Goatee Shaving Template." Are you serious? A template? The add followed with these tempting words: "This goatee shaving template will make your goatee look perfect, eliminate goatee shaving guesswork, and reduce goatee grooming time."
This was just too good for me to pass up. I followed the link and found this priceless site, where you can view the goatee saver in three dimensions, watch an incredibly detailed instructional film, and visit the FAQ page complete with the answer to such burning questions as "How can I adjust the goatee saver mouthpiece?" Please, please watch the video.
My life has been unequivocally altered.
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