Mia: Mom, why do people turn into a yogurt? (Emphasis on the YOH-gert)
Me: I don't know anyone who has turned into a yogurt.
Mia: I do. She was a girl. And then she got married because she was a yogurt.
Me: You sure have a good imagination.
Mia: No, mom. It's for real. The yogurts got married to themchother (each other)
Me: (Not sure what to say, and also a little distracted as I happened to be feeding Dane pears for the first time). Well, that's nice.
Later, I remembered that Shelton let Mia watch Shrek for the first time whilst I was running errands. Mia was right. People (like Fiona) really do turn into Ogres sometimes. Just not Yogurts.
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Later
